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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire‘ and towards
the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.
You’ve done very well so far,’ said, Chris Tarrant, the show’s
presenter, ‘but for a million pounds you’ve only got one lifeline left - phone
a friend.
Everything is riding on this question…. ..will you go [...]

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My French Class

Are you trying to learn a language new,
Are you trying to sing an alien tune,
Join me in my gang as I am too,
anecdotes to share, are not just one, quite a few.
 
The first day my Professor realised,
the herculean task he was upto.
Apart from the word rendezvous,
I had absolutely no clue.
 
While I tried to learn Je m’appelle Shreya
Je [...]

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Different Takes On The Bail-Out

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves.
 
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead [...]

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Take A Number

“Take a number” says the sign at the visa section of the Indian High Commission in Ottawa. Only, there isn’t any number to take. Somebody, apparently, has taken the number dispenser itself, and it hasn’t been replaced.
“Take a seat” advised the girl at the counter, seeing my harried expression. But, again, there were no seats [...]

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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

 
Contributed By: Ruby B
 
 
Ever since I was a child, I’ve had this irrational fear. So I went to this psychiatrist and told him  ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’
 
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come 
talk [...]